I hate dogs. I’m not alone in this belief because when I Googled “hate dogs” I got back 238 million results, so quite a few other people feel the same way.
Now are dogs really the problem? They have their base traits and behaviours and they can be trained as much or as little as the owner likes. And that’s the problem. The over whelming majority of dog owners are irresponsible, ignorant mutants and people hate their dogs because of it.
Poop, Poop Everywhere
If dogs didn’t poop they would never be walked. The whole idea is use the parks, sidewalks and other people’s lawns as their dogs’ toilet so dog owner don’t have to deal with the mess. And if they ever do pick up, the bag of poop gets tossed in the woods, in a parks waste can or over someone’s fence.
I have never lived anywhere that I haven’t had to clean up after someone else’s dog – on a regular basis. And if you go to the owner with a shovel of steaming poop and their dog is the only one in sight running around they always claim it wasn’t their dog. Lie and deny.
There is currently a dog owner in my neighbourhood who walks their large dog and lets it poop in the center of the sidewalk. They make no effort what so ever to clean it up. And the poop goes on block after block.
Barking Their Little Brains Out
All dogs will bark if they are lonely, neglected, bored, hungry or untrained at being sociable, either with other dogs or toward other people. Or feeling unwanted.
I had a neighbour who used tie their large dog outside around quarter to six before they sat down to dinner. Evidently the dog used to bother them so outside it went – on a ten foot piece of rope.
Then a two to three second pause.
This went on until 10:30 to 11pm until they brought it in. Every evening!
No Means No
My crotch is not a place for your dogs’ nose. Ever. Enough said.
Run Everywhere, Go everywhere
Dog owners are always belly aching about how they want a dog friendly park. What I want is a people friendly park I can go to and not be stepping in or around poop or be confronted by a barking, snarling, off leash weapon.
Dogs jump up, knock kids down and run off with a ball some people were tossing around. And the owner never does anything. They don’t call their dog off, keep it under control or even apologize.
A neighbour knocked on my door one time and when I answered it her large, unleashed dog ran into my house with its muddy feet, and then jumped up on me.
Unless your dog is for assisting a handicapped person, your mutt shouldn’t be in stores, on busses or tied up and left in a public place. And keep it out of other people’s houses unless invited in.
I have dogs to both sides of my house and behind me and all of them bark like nut cases whenever they see anyone and go bat crazy whenever they see another dog going by.
Why do dog owners want a dog that is so out of control, annoying and unfriendly? I’ve lived in the same house for three years and they all still go bonkers every time I go out in my yard.
And the smaller the dog the more insane they are. And for some reason, poor dog owners want to have several of these fur balls.
Pests and Vermin
Tear open garbage, dig up gardens, kill other pets and livestock, drool over whatever gets in their way, smell like a hobo in July and pee every ten feet.
If dog owners are too lazy, stupid or cheap to properly train their dogs then they shouldn’t have one.
Too many dog owners run out and get a dog because they saw one on a TV show that was acting so smart and friendly. Earth to dog owner. Those dogs have been professionally trained for years.
There was a sign up on a tree where I once lived that said “Slow Down – Kids and Dogs Playing”. Unless a car driver has crossed the sidewalk and drove across your lawn there shouldn’t be a problem, so what the heck is your kid or dog doing in the street?
As a responsible dog owner it is your job to keep your dog safe. That’s in a fenced yard or on a lease and under control. If your dog is running loose then you are responsible for what ever happens.
Ever have a problem with dog? Leave a comment below.
P.S. I don’t mind if a dog lover wants to disagree, but threatening people and their children with death because they don’t like dogs just shows what a sick, demented mutant you really are.