Sleep Junkie

Canadian Suing Ben Affleck & Argo

Bob Colley — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 02:28:51 +0000

I am preparing to launch a lawsuit because of the inaccurate, erroneous and flawed portrait of Canadians in the movie Argo.

Not once during the move did any of the Canadians say “Good day, eh.” or “How’s it going, eh.”

I was all agog there was nary an eh.

The movie Argo got it wrong giving all the Canadians an American tone. [Grrrrrr infidel writers]

To wit, I am preparing to sue Ben Affleck, Hollywood and the boom operator on the movie Argo for $34 million Canadian dollars.

34 million represents the population of Canada and all the people grievous harmed. Of that settlement, I will get $33 million and the rest of you can divide the remainder anyway you want.

You can avoid the mother of all hoedowns of a throwdown in the courts, if you cowboy it up and admit your guilt.

I am prepared to accept an early settlement offer of a 6-pack of Canadian and a box of Jos Louis.

I await your response, eh.

Ethan Gold – Why Don’t You Sleep?

Bob Colley — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 16:19:41 +0000

Super video by Ethan Gold for his leadoff track on his album “Songs From A Toxic Apartment”.

Life Happens

Bob Colley — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 16:32:26 +0000

Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
>> Fran Lebowitz

Life Happens

A Wish Your Heart Makes

Bob Colley — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 15:29:57 +0000

A dream is a wish your heart makes when you’re fast asleep. In dreams you will lose your heartaches. Whatever you wish for, you keep. Have faith in your dreams, and someday, your rainbow will come smiling through. >> Cinderella A Wish … Continue reading →