I am preparing to launch a lawsuit because of the inaccurate, erroneous and flawed portrait of Canadians in the movie Argo.
Not once during the move did any of the Canadians say “Good day, eh.” or “How’s it going, eh.”
I was all agog there was nary an eh.
The movie Argo got it wrong giving all the Canadians an American tone. [Grrrrrr infidel writers]
To wit, I am preparing to sue Ben Affleck, Hollywood and the boom operator on the movie Argo for $34 million Canadian dollars.
34 million represents the population of Canada and all the people grievous harmed. Of that settlement, I will get $33 million and the rest of you can divide the remainder anyway you want.
You can avoid the mother of all hoedowns of a throwdown in the courts, if you cowboy it up and admit your guilt.
I am prepared to accept an early settlement offer of a 6-pack of Canadian and a box of Jos Louis.
I await your response, eh.